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The Drunk Girl
Saturday, 28 February 2004
Hell
Trust no one. You never really think about it until you get majorly screwed over. Funny how we all feel so safe and protected within our little world of friends, family, signficant others and ideas.

I've always been wary of opening up and trusting. I'm scared to let someone in and let them see the real me because I hate to know that someone knows my insecurities and how vulnerable I really can be.

Some boys are stupid, and yes, we should throw rocks at them! Damn it!

A Joke: A guy goes out to dinner, he sees that everyone that belongs to the resturant has a spoon in their pocket. So he asks his waiter, why do you all have spoons in your pockets. The waiter tells him that they have recently had an efficency expert in and the expert has told them that the most dropped item is a spoon. The expert calculates that everyone wastes about 15 manhours a week going back into the kitchen to get another spoon so hence the spoon in the pocket. During dinner the guy notices that all the waiters and busboys have strings attached to their flys. So he asks the waiter why this is. The waiter tells him that the efficency experts calculated that the guys waste 5 manhours a week washing their hands after they go to the bathroom. The guys says hey, makes sense, but how do you put it back in? The waiter replies, I don't know what the rest of the staff does but I use the spoon.

Posted by thedrunkgirl at 2:02 AM EST

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